Ah! Here we find the delightful Lilacs of the Abbey of Our Lady of Lilacs. Some blooming in the morning and others at mid-day or at the stroke of midnight. Each Lilac has a different shade of flower and is a unique addition to the gorgeously beautiful Garden of Eastern Washington and Idaho.
Sister Sinister​ - Founder
Joined November 11th 2015
Fully Professed 14January2020
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President/Abbess
I chose my name, long before ever considering to become a Sister; from the Marvel Villain Mr. Sinister. I had first heard of the Sisters, in the early '90's and ever since then wanted to join and become one. I'm a Cancer, it's in my make-up, to help others; help themselves. And while I am not always politically correct I do have a loving caring heart. You may disagree with my viewpoints, however, I will never disagree with your need for love, hugs, and acceptance.
Sister Scarlet Loves Muffins -Founder
Joined November 11th 2015
Fully Professed 14 January2020
VP/Mistress of Novices
Secretary
As she likes to say: "The Glitterverse is made up of Love, Joy, and Expiated Stigmatic guilt." She can be always be found sitting in the Study at the Abbey of the Traveling Red Veil with a cup of coffee in one hand and in the other hand fountain pen and paper in hand working on one manuscript or cloistered in a Dark room making photographic prints. Even with ink stained fingers often times the Glitter wind blows by and the worker bees trim the rubber chickens and glitter pickles. When she's not attempting to feed everyone cheesecake she's busy finding someone that needs a cup of warm soup or Coffee to stave off the dust in the streets. With the help of Glitter-tailed squirrels she sorts through the Abbey Post and gives out confessional advice to anyone seeking a bit of Joy, Love, and ways to expiate stigmatic guilt!
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A Red Balloon blew her from the misty peaks of battlefields afar onto the shores of the Spokane where she traded her medicine bag for a bag of condoms and a pouch of glitter full of hugs and coffee just begging to be given out. So after a cup of coffee she found the nearest hospital bed in need of a hug and started knitting comfort blankets for the terminally ill with the help of her trusty steed Sgt Darwin Kitty and her fellow Sisters.
Yaneeda Douche- Founder
November 11th 2015
Novice Sister - On Sabbatical
This Nun is the crazy one of the bunch.
She's up for anything, and is always prepared for good times. Just hold on for the ride of your life.
Careful now she will just let you eat cake, or it's off with your head. Say hello next time you see her and she'll soon have you laughing.
Rae Lynn D'Butts
February 2nd, 2017
Novice Sister- Emeritus
Sister Rae Lynn's birthplace and time were mostly a mystery. Research has shown that she was formed in some bodily orofice and escaped into our realm at least three centuries ago (possibly 20 some years ago according to the Atomic Clock). Since her inception, she wandered the streets of the Pacific Northwest searching for men to assist. Like any decent deity, her ministry did focus on safer-sex practices and STD awareness and prevention. Her loving smile and warm hugs are missed.
Toke Amada - Sentinel
November 3rd 2016
Treasurer
Master Of the Guard/Assistant to Vice President
(Sung to the tune of "The Yellow Rose of Texas" )
My name is Toke Amada,
I loathe hypocrisy and that's why I became a guard,
to enjoy Indulgences.
I protect my dear old Sisters and my community,
by watching out for evil and threats they cannot see.
I've been HIV Positive for 35 years or more,
and yes i caught the virus by being a big whore.
Kody Pendant (Cadet)
February 2018
Inactive
I'm the one and only "fabulous" Cadet Kody Pendant. I'm here to entertain the community with a little bit of knowledge. I became Cadet Kody Pendant because I've been known to be Co-Dependant my own self. The biggest struggle I have is learning to become less co dependant and more independent. While I'm working on myself I'm wanting to help other Co-Dependant people see that they too can become less Co-Dependant.
Willow
may 2016
Novice Sister
This Fun loving, peace filled, hippy hipster of a fantastical sister was known for her peace signs protesting the lack of love and groovy peace within every community. Her work often includes free hugs, guilty pleasure confessionals, wallflower meet and greets, spreading hope in the community through stage performances of a divine graceful humorous nature, thwacking Chuck the Chicken of celebratory apostolic joy, and the endless and all inclusive smile and laughter often accompanied by a random can of Mt. Dew. She can be found traveling into the glitter verse in search of a greater joy and omniversal love.
Anya Gluteus Maximus- Founder
November 2015
Sister-Emeritus
This glorious, fearless wonder wonder working Nun of a fantastical and esoteric nature steeped in the lore of all things office and paperwork relational farting pickles and copious purple glitter has gone to explore the universal paperwork within the glitter realm of all gender-fluidical, bending, paperwork vice of omniversal Joy, love, and Expiated Guilt. She would often be found at the corner of the table bending an ear and smiling with some otherworldly hint of wisdom or sage advice waiting to be given in comfort to the neediest of passerby.
Anita Selma Tacos
January 5th, 2017
Novice Sister- Inactive
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Anita became a Sister because she wanted to help communities that are populated with homelessness and substance abuse issues. Sister Anita has experienced these issues herself and would like to utilize her experience to help those she can relate to. You may find Sister Anita on the corners of Spokane misbehaving and at an occasional college function offering resources to these communities as well as offering Spokane a wake up call to the needs of these communities by fundraising for them.
Ravin Amazonia
January 5th, 2017
Postulant Sister
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Ravin Amazonia can normally be found at one of many different art supply stores, or at the random canvas she finds upon which to cut and paste her beloved artistic hand. A lover of the white face She also embraces the naked face and happy Artist look just as elegantly. Mistress of the 3D printing world and Digital canvas she strives to help the most vulnerable of our community with hugs, giggles, and a motherly supporting hand backed with a heart of gold finer that all the treasure of King Midas' royal depository at the top of Mt. Glitter USA. She specializes in the heart of the mother caretaker of the community working with low income aspiring artists, Disease prevention, and HIV/AIDS education in local community efforts for equality and the elimination of Stigma in an effort to spread acceptance and the knowledge that U=U regardless of gender or socioeconomic status. Her powder puff and purple and pink fans are always full of raven feathers to hand out to the lucky bookworm in need.